Decisions, Decisions...

Couldn't help but notice this juxtaposition when passing through the DVD's on the way to the plastic container section:

So for 17.99 I can get no fewer than four essential, indisputable classics, or, if I want to pony an extra two dollars, I can get a guy in a bear costume having his way with Brendan Fraser and seven different varieties of poop joke. It's as if a restaurant offered you the choice of a four course gourmet meal or the slightly pricier option of a half-eaten Slim Jim dug out from between couch cushions.