Has the statute of limitations run out on Cabin in the Woods spoilers yet? Or does that not happen until it’s been on video for a month or two?
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In finely tuned genre riffs like Cabin in the Woods I care less about logic and more about reveling in the fun details. The story makes less and less sense as it unravels but who cares when they clearly had a blast making props like this whiteboard featuring the office pool for which methods of grisly death the victims will select.
Questions and observations:
- Angry Molesting Tree is by far the most awesome thing listed on the board. Agreed?
- Following the film’s release there was much debate over the identity of “Kevin”. My friend argued it was a comically ordinary name for the Pinhead stand-in, but surely, I countered, "Hell Lord" = Hellraiser. I couldn't find an answer until the debate was settled when someone got this quote from director Drew Goddard:
" Kevin, a sweet-looking guy who seemed like he might work at Best Buy - until he dismembers people."I didn't notice Kevin during the rampage, but of course I could have mistaken him for an office worker.
- How great is it that they separate not only Zombies and Zombie Redneck Torture Family but also the Re-Animated as well. I still haven’t seen Re-animator so I’m not sure the subtle distinctions there, maybe someone can fill me in.
- Likewise I love that they draw a line between Witches and Sexy Witches
- Again, it's the little touches: “The Scarecrow Folk” is much funnier than simply Scarecrow
- Of all the possibilities for the story within a story I think the horror archetypes calling forth the Snowman would likely have made for the shittiest possible movie.
- With "Dismemberment Goblins" I picture the cave dwellers from The Descent although those are really creatures from a diseased branch of evolution and not strictly goblins. Can anyone name a specific movie monster to which Dismemberment Goblins refers? Troll 2 maybe?
- Same question for Sugarplum Fairy. Specific reference or just a really funny concept for a horror monster. I like to think it is a tribute to the twisted alternate personality tormenting Natalie Portman in Black Swan, but I doubt it.